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		<title>Simpsons &#8211; An Endless Stream of Classic Quotes</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/11/18/simpsons-an-endless-stream-of-classic-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a few:
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
&#8212;
Homer: Bart, with ten thousand dollars we&#8217;d be millionaires. We could buy all kinds of useful things like&#8230; love!
&#8212;
Lionel Hutz: Well, he&#8217;s kind of had it in for me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Do It!!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/08/29/dont-do-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m blogging this for safe keeping if the source page is ever brought down.
Don&#8217;t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time to Cut Down?</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/07/16/time-to-cut-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commercial]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ SYDNEY (Reuters) &#8211; An Australian man convicted of his seventh drink-driving charge was spending about A$1,000 ($972) a week on beer &#8212; enough to buy more than 2,500 small bottles a month, a newspaper said Tuesday.
The heartbroken construction worker began drowning his sorrows after breaking up with his partner five years ago, the Northern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Härigt citat à la Vivi</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/07/15/harigt-citat-a-la-vivi/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/07/15/harigt-citat-a-la-vivi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elin: Det låter så läskigt
Vivi: Det är bara för att han gör ljud ifrån sig
Om när Lucifer försöker hosta hårboll. No shit&#8230;
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		<title>Don&#8217;t be an Ass About it</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/07/09/dont-be-an-ass-about-it/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/07/09/dont-be-an-ass-about-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I laughed so much I cried when I read this.
Enjoy! Clicky
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		<title>Are You in Love?</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2008/06/03/are-you-in-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this on imdb today.
It&#8217;s from &#8220;Things to Do in Denver When You&#8217;re Dead&#8221; (love that title btw).
Jimmy is played by Andy Garcia and if you ask me that makes this entire conversion even better.
Jimmy: Dagney? That&#8217;s your name? Tremendous name. My name&#8217;s Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Power iz the shit</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/power-iz-the-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/power-iz-the-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have already blogged this but it deserves a post of its own.
The Scenario: The Simpsons movie, the Direcotr of EPA is discussing what he wants with some noname understudy. Basically.
The Quote:
Understudy: &#8211; “You’ve gone mad with power!”
EPA Director: &#8211; “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Italian! No? Who cares!</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/italian-no-who-cares/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/italian-no-who-cares/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, this really won&#8217;t work in english  
Who: Erik N
The Scenario: Johan drar till med en smärre felsägning varpå Helena säger &#8220;Han har lite problem med språket. En sekund senare utbrister Erik, med italiensk brytning
The Quote: &#8220;Åhh, var kommer det ifrån?! Jo! Han heter Tony och han ska tillbaka till människobyn nu med det [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Backstreet Boys?</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/backstreet-boys/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/backstreet-boys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who: Johan N
The Scenario: It really doesn&#8217;t matter, we don&#8217;t know what Johan was thinking.
The Quote:  &#8220;Back street in the boys&#8221;
The Conclusion: No need to conclude anything here. If you didn&#8217;t get it, read it again. And again. And again. Etc.
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		<title>Quote: Helena is feeling mighty sexy</title>
		<link>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/quote-helena-is-feeling-mighty-sexy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.nordenfelt.com/2007/08/10/quote-helena-is-feeling-mighty-sexy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nordenfelt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who: Helena H
The Scenario:  Erik and Helena are guabbling about some nonse when Erik attacks Helena (it&#8217;s all fun, no worries). Erik is apparantly not very gentle and hurts Helena a tad when she says moans:
The Quote: &#8220;Ohhh, Erik&#8221;
The Conclusion:  Helena is in to S&#38;M!
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