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I’m finally back online again 
It turned out the invoice for renewal of my domain had been sent to my mothers address by mistake so I never received it.
Archive for 2007/08
Hackers beware!
This is just plain stupid… http://www.scanalert.com/
I don’t know what to say about this. It too stupid to ever be taken seriously. “Hacker Safe” my ass….
Power iz the shit
I have already blogged this but it deserves a post of its own.
The Scenario: The Simpsons movie, the Direcotr of EPA is discussing what he wants with some noname understudy. Basically.
The Quote:
Understudy: – “You’ve gone mad with power!”
EPA Director: – “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!”
The Conclusion: LOL
Italian! No? Who cares!
Sorry, this really won’t work in english 
Who: Erik N
The Scenario: Johan drar till med en smärre felsägning varpå Helena säger “Han har lite problem med språket. En sekund senare utbrister Erik, med italiensk brytning
The Quote: “Åhh, var kommer det ifrån?! Jo! Han heter Tony och han ska tillbaka till människobyn nu med det samma!”
The Conclusion: En italiensk djungelbok?
Backstreet Boys?
Who: Johan N
The Scenario: It really doesn’t matter, we don’t know what Johan was thinking.
The Quote: “Back street in the boys”
The Conclusion: No need to conclude anything here. If you didn’t get it, read it again. And again. And again. Etc.
Quote: Helena is feeling mighty sexy
Who: Helena H
The Scenario: Erik and Helena are guabbling about some nonse when Erik attacks Helena (it’s all fun, no worries). Erik is apparantly not very gentle and hurts Helena a tad when she says moans:
The Quote: “Ohhh, Erik”
The Conclusion: Helena is in to S&M!
Yet another category
The Quotes category!
This is real fun. I will post stupid, smart and/or intresting quotes in this category. It’s kind of like a bloopers section where no one is safe (including me)
Please note that the quotes will mainly be translated from swedish to english so what ever is lost in translation, you’ll have to figure out for yourself.
New Server
I’m currently working on getting a new host for this site (and my other sites).
My current web host is noticably slow and out of date so right now I’m trying to find out where my domain is registered and move it to a new server which I will have full control over. Hopefully I will be able to this within a couple of months.
The Simpsons
I saw Simpsons the Movie this weekend. I don’t want to spoil anything (have kept myself from watching trailers on tv for the past couple of months) for those of you who haven’t seen it yet so all I’ll say is that it was really good. Keep your ears open for a number of classic comments throughout the movie that will be remembered for a long time
- “You’ve gone mad with power!”
- “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!”
I think the quote speaks for itself.
Hessian Tutorial
If you want to know more about what Hessian is, read this official documentation.
This tutorial will show you how to make a PHP client talk to a Java server via Hessian.
The PHP client can be easily switched to a .NET or jsp client.
Since the official documentation at caucho.com is good I will not spend a lot of time explaining everything.
Instead, I will focus on examples becuase that was what I really was missing when trying to implement Hessian for the first time.
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